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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

michele bachmann life

michele bachmann
Michele Marie Bachmann (born April 6, 1956) is a Republican Congresswoman from Minnesota, a former Senator, a homophobe, and a dick.
In addition to life form a dick, Bachmann's track record has confirmed she is also a full-fledged nutjob. The sort of human being that makes you turn to your friend the instant she gets up to use the toilet and mouth "She's craaaaaaazy," complete with hand motions and bug-eyes.
While Bachmann has always been a local dick, she didn't move toward onto the nationwide dick prospect until the 2008 ballot vote when she accused Barack Obama and a lot of members of Assembly of life form "anti-American."
Like her pal Palin, Bachmann is deceptively attractive. While Palin is nice-looking in a "if she just put downward that gun, took off those glasses, and started forming complete sentences" sort of way, Bachmann has the whole girl next door thing working for her. But only if you grew up next to an insane asylum.
Bachmann has claimed that lots of of her career strikes have been dictated by messages from God. Abraham, Moses...Michele Bachmann. That sounds about right.

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